Posted 1 day ago

peopleareaproblem:

the-rogue-0f-light:

temporaltowers:

relatable teen things:

  • transcending the infinite void
  • becoming a god
  • amassing unfathomable amounts of dark energy
  • ascending from this foolish mortal coil
  • overthrowing satan
  • seeing the infinite
  • gaining complete omnipotence

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I made that fucking gif. the second gif. my gif is popular enough to be used in posts like these and then show up on my dash. wtf.

Posted 1 day ago

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(Source: hiddlesy)

Posted 1 day ago
stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

(Source: rhymewithrachel)

Posted 1 day ago

throh:

pecancat:

whywouldyoukindly:

pecancat:

whywouldyoukindly:

pecancat:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

Have you seriously never seen cereal like this before

who fucking has pecancat

These aren’t uncommon or anything I don’t understand how you cannot know what these are or how to eat them. Do you also not know how to operate a toilet, use a key to open a lock, or work any other average invention

yeah ready for breakfast kid? let me fetch your hay bale

These ones are the original ones and the small ones are bite sized. You, like most children, are so young and naive. Don’t let go of that

do people really never look at a cereal box and realize it says “MINI frosted shredded wheat” there in giant bright letters i mean the colloquial name for them is MINI WHEATS which would lead most people to believe that there is also a REGULAR SIZED WHEATS like how dense do you have to be

Posted 1 day ago

face-down-asgard-up:

how does anyone in skyrim take my dragonborns seriously??

npc 1: who is that in the field?
npc 2: oh….that’s the dragonborn. she’s the hero of skyrim and tamriel.
npc 1: what is she doing?
npc 2: she’s uh…she’s eating bees.

Posted 1 day ago

un-spooky:

… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D

(Source: un-sunny)

Posted 1 day ago
thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

(Source: 4gifs)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 week ago

life-writer:

a not so little dipper (●´□`)♡

Posted 1 week ago